Authors: Tariq Mehmood
âYou're Not Proper is a real insight into communities more often talked about than listened to. But its not just an important book - it's full of heart and a cracking good read as well. Highly recommen
âContemporary and hard-hitting! High on impact and highly engaging, it truly is a story of our age'
, critic, librarian and coordinator of the Lancashire Children's Book of the Year Award
I live in Boarhead West. And on the other side, in Boarhead East, live the scarfies, turbans and beards. In between us, there's a great big graveyard. There used to be a textile mill where the graveyard ended. My granddad worked there. The mill's gone now. The graveyard took it over. It's where the Muslims are buried. In the middle of the graveyard there is a roofless church, with a huge weeping willow tree near it. That's where the Willow Tree Mob, the WTM, hang out.
In this Northern English town of mine, especially during the long summer days like now, when the sun shone well into the night, I was happy. I belonged. I had my gang, and nobody bothered me. But then I woke up and couldn't work out who I was.
It all started a few weeks after my fourteenth birthday. I was hiding from Mum in my bedroom, listening to Lady Gaga on my headphones. I had a poster of her on my wall, in snakeskin, with high-heeled, snakeskin shoes. A great, big, green snake with black stripes, almost as thick as her waist, crossed her legs and went under her back. An orange snake with black patches curled around her neck and slithered across the green one towards her waist, looping around her neck. The poster covered half the wall opposite my bed. It was huge. It was awesome. It was perfect. It stopped my thoughts from flying out of my bedroom and banging on Donna's head and asking her, âWhat did I do to you?'
I turned away from Lady Gaga and pushed my head into my pillow. I had washed my face so many times, trying to clean off the cross that Donna had drawn on my forehead; I could smell the soap from my pillow.
I turned over onto my back. The crack in the ceiling that ran from one end of my bedroom to the other jeered down at me. I heard Mum come out of her room and walk down the stairs. She called out to me when she got to the bottom. I didn't answer her. I could still see an image of Jake, standing under the willow tree, watching, just watching as Donna drew the cross on my forehead. The words she hissed rang in my ears, âNow you are a Christian.' It hurt when she started but the pain stopped when the other girls laughed. I begged them to stop. But they just laughed and laughed. I wanted to scream but instead I laughed as well.
âLeave me alone,' I said, tossing over again, hoping to chase the memories out of my head. âYou'll feel better in the morning, girl,' I assured myself.
Little did I know how wrong I would be.
It was nearly midday when I got my head out from under my quilt. Mum had knocked on the door a few times, and I had grunted in reply and gone back to sleep. Yesterday felt like a bad dream. I had forgotten to draw the curtains last night. The sun lit up my room. A ray of light shone up on Lady Gaga.
I rubbed my forehead. I could still feel Donna's pen going up and down and across. The memory of yesterday came flooding back to me. I had wanted to get away from the heavy silence of
. Mum and Dad had stopped talking to each other and I had gone to see my gang. The quickest way to get to the old church was through the broken railings of the Muslim side of the graveyard. I could have walked over the railings but didn't. I took a running jump instead, stumbled and fell. As I was getting off the ground, I heard them laugh.
Shamshad Ali, a big, busty scarfie, who goes to the same school as me and who hates my guts, was pointing at me. Laila Khan was sitting next to her on a bench not far from where I had fallen and Aisha Sadiq, wearing a black tracksuit top and bottom was doing stretches touching the ground and standing up again.
My backside was up in the air. I stood up, brushed my skirt and wanted to die. A sharp pain ran down my right leg. I tried not to limp but couldn't help it.
After a bit of jogging on the spot, Aisha said something to Shamshad and then ran towards me, she shouldered me as she ran past and out of the graveyard.
To get to the old church I had to go on the path that ran right past them. As I got closer, Shamshad stood up, blocked my way, and said, âWhat's with you here?'
I looked at her ugly face and wanted to say, âDoes it belong to you?' Instead, I smiled sheepishly, and said, âNothing!'
I slowed right down thinking, âHow could you just say,
? Why didn't you tell her, “What do you think? You think you own everything! You think you're better because you're Muslim?”'
,' Shamshad said, sizing me up.
âYou're white inside aren't you?' Shamshad tutted pointing to her arm, âbut brown like me.'
I kept quiet.
Shamshad came towards me saying, âOreo.'
âI like Oreos,' I knew I shouldn't have said this even as the words came out of my mouth.
Shamshad looked at Laila and the two of them laughed. I didn't find anything funny but I laughed as well. Just then, I caught a glimpse of Donna and the gang. I waved at them. Shamshad stepped aside and I ran past her.
No one in the gang greeted me when I got to them. Jake stood on his own, under the flowing branches of the tree, kicking the trunk gently. Megan and Chloe stood either side of Donna. Megan had her arms folded across her chest and Chloe played with a twirl of her blond hair. Donna glared at me like I was dirt.
âAlright, Don?' I asked.
Megan scratched her back and gaped at Donna.
Donna ignored me and nodded for Megan and Chloe to follow her and walked towards a hedge close to me. I went up to Jake and asked, âWhat's with everyone?'
He grabbed hold of a small branch in his fist and stripped the leaves off it.
âOuch, that must have hurt, Jake,' I said.
âIt's our Dex,' Jake said tossing the leaves to the ground.
Before he could say anything else, Donna pushed Laila through the hedge and came out holding Shamshad by the wrist. Laila stumbled and fell. Ripping the hijab off Shamshad's head, Donna said, âSpying on us, eh?'
âOh please don't,' Shamshad cried, trying to get the hijab back. âMe Dad'll kill me!'
âMe Dad'll kill me!' Chloe mimicked, snatching the hijab from Donna and waving it just out of Shamshad's reach.
Donna's impersonation of Shamshad, especially with her Pakistani accent, was so good I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed all the louder remembering what Shamshad had said to me earlier.
âStop it, Donna,' Jake said, coming out from under the tree.
Donna ignored Jake and kept waving the hijab in front of Shamshad. âI said give it to her,' Jake said, stepping towards Donna.
Donna stared at Jake for a moment and then crumpled the hijab and threw it into a bush. As Shamshad retrieved her hijab, Laila brushed her clothes with her hands saying, âYou're just a coward at heart, aren't you?'
Donna clenched her fists and turned towards Laila. I had seen her batter people when she was like this. I quickly stepped in between her and Laila, and said, âThat's enough, Donna.'
Donna came up to me, grabbed me by the shoulders, and whispered into my ear, âWhose side are you on?'
As I stepped away from Donna, I saw Shamshad and Laila run down the path away from us.
When they were out of sight, Donna held up a pretend gun and pointed it towards me, saying, âBang! Bang! Bang!'
âWhat's up with everyone?' I asked.
Donna put her hand into her trouser pocket, pulled out a photograph and squatted onto the ground. She kissed the photograph and started crying.
Megan went up to Donna, took the photograph from her hand, came up to me and held it close to my face. It was of Donna's boyfriend, Jake's brother Dex, in army uniform posing with a gun.
Donna stood up, pointed the pretend gun at me and said, âYou Taliban have got my Dex and if anything happens to him, you're dead. Paki.'
âLet up, Don,' I said.
âYou're Muslamic, aren't you,
?' Megan sneered.
âI'm one of us,' I said, turning to Jake, hoping he would take my side. He just looked at me, a look I had not seen before. Like he was looking at someone he didn't know. Turning to Donna I said, âAnd it's Islamic, like, or Muslim, you know.'
âIt's all the same, innit?' Donna glared at me and asked, âYou're really one of them aren't you?' My stomach knotted.
âCom' on, say it then,' Megan said poking me in the chest with her finger.
âI'm not a Muslim,' I said and then I laughed falsely. I wanted to say, none of us in WTM believe in God any road, but instead, I said, âAnd unlike you, I go to church, at least sometimes.'
Holding a small silver crucifix around her neck, Donna stood up, pointed at me with her fat finger and asked, âWhere's yours?'
Everyone just stared at me. I was frightened and as I turned to leave, Chloe blocked my way saying, âYou're not proper, not like us.' Her freckly, pink face a burning red.
âI am. I'm proper, just like you,' I said choking on my words.
âI'll make you proper,' Donna grabbed my wrist. She towered over me. Megan held me by the shoulders and Chloe pushed my arm up my back. âJake!' I called out.
He ignored me and went back under the tree.
I felt Donna's pen digging into my forehead. I don't know how long she rubbed it into my head but she stopped when I noticed Shamshad and a load of hijab-wearing girls, coming towards us. Donna, Megan and Chloe scampered.
The sound of a song from prehistoric times chased yesterday's nightmare out of my mind. Someone was playing
Throwing the quilt off me, I sat up in bed and looked around my bedroom. My school jacket was hanging on the back of my door, not on the floor where I had dumped it. My skirt and socks were in the wash basket and not by the side of my bed. The music outside got louder and I said to Lady Gaga's poster, âIt's not your type.'
My mobile buzzed. I tried to remember where I had put it. I saw it flashing in my jacket pocket. By the time I got to it, it stopped. I had four missed calls from Jake and one text. I read the text:
Sorry for what they did to you.
Clenching the mobile tightly in my hand, I felt like throwing it against the wall. Instead, I replied to Jake:
Jake replied before I got back into bed:
I did nthng.
I waited for Jake's reply and then I wrote:
And then I sent another message:
A Paki eh. Lol.
My eyes began to burn and blur as I sent another:
Cross me forehead+hope 2 die. Lol.
I dropped the mobile on the floor and pulled the quilt over my head. The telephone started buzzing. I picked it up, pulled the quilt over my head and read it. It was Jake. I rejected the call.
He rang again and I answered this time, âWhat you do want?'
âYou know our Dex is missing out there don't youâ¦'
âI know now. It's writ on me for'ead, isn't it. Beside, I didn't ask him to go did Iâ¦'
âAnd you know what I think. I didn't want him to go. I hate this war. You know I hate it. I told him “I don't want you to goâ¦”' I'd had enough of Jake and disconnected the call.
He immediately sent a message:
C u @school
I sent another:
All of you,
before turning the mobile off.
, you're really one of the gang now, aren't you, girl?' I said aloud, taking my head out from under the quilt. âIslamic, Muslamic,' I sniggered as I thought about how I had laughed at the way the gang made fun of the hijab-wearing women. I felt a knot in my stomach as I remembered how I had laughed when Jake had gone up to a man with a long beard and a turban, and said, âRun for your wives.'